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Dumbledore: [to Umbridge] Minerva will show you around.
McGonagall: Right this way is the exit.
So I assume that Umbridge never made any of the Slytherins write with one of her black quills but imagine if she did?
The teachers during breakfast in the Great Hall:
McGonagall: Albus, why do I hear my students complain about Severus assigning them 5-foot essays in defence against the dark arts?
Dumbledore: Severus has presently taken over all of Professor Umbridge’s classes, Minerva.
McGonagall: So I’ve noticed. But why, Albus? What about preserving what must be preserved and all that nonsense?
Severus, very slowly sipping his drink: After the unfortunate incident with Miss Greengrass’ detention, our dear inquisitor has fallen ill.
McGonagall: So?
Severus: Uncannily, it is the only magical illness that no potion can cure. Almost as if someone has wished her to be unwell. She must, regretfully, wait it out.
McGonagall: Severus, are you implying what I think you’re implying?
Severus: Allows himself to smile into his tea cup.
McGonagall: Appears flustered but has secretly never been prouder of him.
Anonymous asked:
my academic advisor told me to dump my man
virgoassbitch answered:
Me as an academic advisor
